Did you hear what Amber Heard, heard?

Well she isn’t deaf so she heard everything. Well, everything within a 5 foot radius at least anyway. Unless Mr Depp was just rabbiting on about pirates and therefore here selective hearing takes its toll.

Miss Heard, soon to be Mrs Depp is popular actress is future looks rather bright or that could be Mr Depp’s cataracts and he is starting to get on abit….. unlike Amber is only 28 years of age and going strong in the world of film.

Some of her films include:

Pineapples expresss

rum diary (also staring Mr Depp)

drive angry

never back down

all the boys love Mandy Lane

Heard was born and raised in Texas. Her father, David, is a contractor, and her mother, Paige (née Parsons), is an internet researcher for the state.  At the age of 16, her best friend died in a car crash and Heard, who was raised Catholic, subsequently declared herself an atheist after being introduced to the works of Ayn rand by her then-boyfriend. She has said of Rand, “I’ve read all of her books. Ever since then, I have been obsessed with her ideals. All I’ve ever needed is myself.” Dropping out of school at the age of 17, she went to New York to start a career in modelling, then relocated to Los Angeles to get into acting.

So hats of to Amber who at her young age has had a great start to her career.

We need some more Amber! :)

Nicki Minaj AKA lyrical moron goes to the beach….again

How does Nicki get to the beach? Starship maybe….
I guess if they are meant to fly she should get there pretty quickly depending on what beach she is going to and what her current location is and if she is close to a beach why bother to fly there?
Cant be good for the environment Nicki you selfish green haired troll doll.
Also she is famous so why on earth would she need to go the beach to get a wave? and if you found a bud light there why would you pick it up and drink it!???!!
Flith! it could of been there that long she could use it as hair dye.
“is it two, three leave a good tip”   what……
firstly it starts a one nicki and three is followed by four just in case you weren’t sure and as rich as you unbelievably are you need to tip more.
“I’m on the floor, floor
I love to dance
So give me more, more,
‘Til I can’t stand”
Now Nicki.. .really?
Firstly if your on the floor you aren’t standing are you…
And as for dancing I don’t think opening and closing your legs regularly counts.
“Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can’t stop ‘cause we’re so high
Let’s do this one more time
(Oh oh, oh oh)”
Yes they are meant to fly if yours doesn’t go to tatooine and get a t14 hyperdrive generator from wato and what are we doing one more time exactly?
By the sounds of your OH OH OH OH you are doing a dyslexic Santa Claus again.
I’m sure Mrs Claus will love that!
“That’s our life, there’s no end in sight”
Yes there is.
“Now everybody let me hear you say ray ray ray
Now spend all your money cause today’s pay day”
Who’s Ray? and I’m sure he wont be happy about your financial management skills.
“Get on the floor, floor
Like it’s your last chance
If you want more, more
Then here I am”
Why is it my last chance to get on the floor?
Is the ground going to open up and I have to float for the rest of my days?
P.S I don’t want more.
“We’re higher than a motherfucker”
Surely mother fucking only ever occurs on game of thrones or the Jeremy Kyle sand most of them are high in all fairness. you got this one slightly right Nicki.
Hats off to you, you lyrical moron. :)

King of the Dwarf

So, who is the king of dwarfs? The right answer is Peter Dinklage of course.

Peter Dinklage AKA Tyrion Lannister is best known for his work in game of thrones as part of the incest baby making rich dominant Lannister clang although he isn’t like the other members of his family.

Before and since game of thrones he has had many big roles in the acting business including films the likes of Death at a funeral, Sesame street, X-men and Lassie.

Peter is actually quite tall for a dwarf being 4ft 5 inches and being from New jersey USA I can imagen he must of had some stick growing up before the fame hit him.

In 2005, Dinklage married Erica Schmidt, a theatre director, and they had their first child in 2011. The family lives in New York city When asked about his height in a 2003 interview, Dinklage said:

“When I was younger, I definitely let it get to me. As an adolescent, I was bitter and angry, and I definitely put up these walls. But the older you get, you realize you just have to have a sense of humor. You just know that it’s not your problem. It’s theirs.” In 2012, New York times interviewer asked Dinklage whether he saw himself as “a spokesman for the rights of little people”. Dinklage responded: “I don’t know what I would say. Everyone’s different. Every person my size has a different life, a different history. Different ways of dealing with it. Just because I’m seemingly okay with it, I can’t preach how to be okay with it. I don’t think I still am okay with it. There are days when I’m not.”

Peter has also been a vegetarian since the age of 16.

long live Peter.

Lucy

   

Its nice to see Scarlett Johansson in a lead role again which she plays rather well. Some may say that with a male lead the film could of been improved but the fact that it is a women puts a spin on the action genre and makes its more desirable to watch for both male and female film fans.
This has also worked with Zoe Saldana in the losers and colombiana, Angelina Jolie in the tomb raiders and mila Jovovich in the resident evils.
If you are 20 minutes in to the film and you’re thinking of turning it off or leaving then don’t because believe me it does get better.
In them first 20 minutes I wouldn’t blame anyone for finding it disappointed as there is no explanation as to why Lucy’s boyfriend has the case of drugs in the first place. Who he is? or where he came from?
However if you move past that and past those first 20 minutes and you like a bit of blood, death and fighting then you wont be disappointed as Lucy sets out to find the group of Asian gangsters to implanted this drug inside where which allow her to access more of her brains than usual as she will eventually die when 100% of her brains becomes accessible.
Killing pretty much all of them in the process Lucy succeeds in her plan but her guaranteed death does arriving. Well at least in human form anyway.
Morgan freeman (now 77!) also plays a vital role in the movie as Lucy seeks out information from an expert professor Norman.
He and Scarlett are both in the final scene which see’s Lucy unlock the mystery of life at the cost of her own.
I give this film 7/10
Scarlett Johansson has defiantly become a more daring actress in recent years and I do believe we are going to be seeing this Danish beauty a lot in the near future.

F*#k the Burger king by Sandor Clegane

Surprisingly the hound doesn’t like burger king, even with the chicken burger included in his meal. Its “not real chicken” apparently. Before he sleeps at night he has to say the name of the company because he doesn’t know the name of all the staff that work in his local store. ” burger king burger king burger king  zzzz……”

The fries… don’t get the hound started on the fries. As a child Gregor and himself ordered a large number of fries after a long day of murdering. The rumours that Gregor put his head into the flames to get that scar of his are wrong. It was actually these fries which were still to hot to eat which Gregor through at his face as a joke.

Yet another reason why he is not finger licking good at his people skills. Before killing a person the hound asks the victim if they like burger king. If they answer no then he may just break there legs.

Fuck the burger king.

F#*k the burger king by Sandor Clegane

Surprisingly the hound doesn’t like burger king, even with the chicken burger included in his meal. Its “not real chicken” apparently. Before he sleeps at night he has to say the name of the company because he doesn’t know the name of all the staff that work in his local store. ” burger king burger king burger king  zzzz……”

The fries… don’t get the hound started on the fries. As a child Gregor and himself ordered a large number of fries after a long day of murdering. The rumours that Gregor put his head into the flames to get that scar of his are wrong. It was actually these fries which were still to hot to eat which Gregor through at his face as a joke.

Yet another reason why he is not finger licking good at his people skills. Before killing a person the hound asks the victim if they like burger king. If they answer no then he may just break there legs.

Fuck the burger king.

Mew and montana

Montana is a state in the Western United States. The state’s name is derived from the Spanish word montaña (mountain). Montana has several nicknames, none official, including “Big Sky Country” and “The Treasure State”, and slogans that include “Land of the Shining Mountains” and more recently “The Last Best Place”. Montana is ranked 4th in size, but 44th in population and 48th in population density of the 50 United States. The western third of Montana contains numerous mountain ranges. Smaller island ranges are found throughout the state, for a total of 77 named ranges that are part of the Rocky Mountains.

The economy is primarily based on agriculture, including ranching and cereal grain farming. Other significant economic activities include oil, gas, coal and hard rock mining, lumber, and the fastest-growing sector, tourism. The health care, service, and government sectors also are significant to the state’s economy. Millions of tourists annually visit Glacier National Park, the Little Bighorn Battlefield National Monument, and Yellowstone National Park

Etymology and naming history

The name Montana comes from the Spanish word Montaña, meaning “mountain”, or more broadly, “mountainous country”. Montaña del Norte was the name given by early Spanish explorers to the entire mountainous region of the west. The name Montana was added to a bill by the United States House Committee on Territories, which was chaired at the time by Rep. James Ashley of Ohio, for the territory that would become Idaho Territory The name was successfully changed by Representatives Henry Wilson (Massachusetts) and Benjamin F. Harding (Oregon), who complained that Montana had “no meaning”. When Ashley presented a bill to establish a temporary government in 1864 for a new territory to be carved out of Idaho, he again chose Montana Territory. This time Rep. Samuel Cox, also of Ohio, objected to the name. Cox complained that the name was a misnomer given that most of the territory was not mountainous and that a Native American name would be more appropriate than a Spanish one. Other names such as Shoshone were suggested, but it was eventually decided that the Committee on Territories could name it whatever they wanted, so the original name of Montana was adopted.

Geography

See also: Regional designations of Montana, Ecological systems of Montana, List of mountain ranges in Montana and List of Forests in Montana

Map of Montana
With a total area of 147,040 square miles (380,800 km2), Montana is slightly larger than Japan. It is the fourth largest state in the United States after Alaska, Texas, and California; the largest landlocked U.S. state; and the 56th largest national state/province subdivision in the world. To the north, Montana shares a 545-mile (877 km) border with three Canadian provinces: British Columbia, Alberta, and Saskatchewan. The state borders North Dakota and South Dakota to the east, Wyoming to the south and Idaho to the west and southwest.

Topography

The topography of the state is roughly defined by the Continental Divide, which splits much of the state into distinct eastern and western regions. Most of Montana’s 100 or more named mountain ranges are concentrated in the western half of the state, most of which is geologically and geographically part of the Northern Rocky Mountains. The Absaroka and Beartooth ranges in the south-central part of the state are technically part of the Central Rocky Mountains. The Rocky Mountain Front is a significant feature in the north-central portion of the state, and there are a number of isolated island ranges that interrupt the prairie landscape common in the central and eastern parts of the state. About 60 percent of the state is prairie, part of the northern Great Plains.

The Bitterroot Mountains—one of the longest continuous ranges in the entire Rocky Mountain chain from Alaska to Mexico —along with smaller ranges, including the Coeur d’Alene Mountains and the Cabinet Mountains, divide the state from Idaho. The southern third of the Bitterroot range blends into the Continental Divide. Other major mountain ranges west of the Divide include the Cabinet Mountains, the Anaconda Range, the Missions, the Garnet Range, Sapphire Mountains, and Flint Creek Range.

Montana terrain
The northern section of the Divide, where the mountains give way rapidly to prairie, is part of the Rocky Mountain Front. The front is most pronounced in the Lewis Range, located primarily in Glacier National Park. Due to the configuration of mountain ranges in Glacier National Park, the Northern Divide (which begins in Alaska’s Seward Peninsula) crosses this region and turns east in Montana at Triple Divide Peak. It causes the Waterton River, Belly, and Saint Mary rivers to flow north into Alberta, Canada. There they join the Saskatchewan River, which ultimately empties into Hudson Bay.

East of the divide, several roughly parallel ranges cover the southern part of the state, including the Gravelly Range, the Madison Range, Gallatin Range, Absaroka Mountains and the Beartooth Mountains. The Beartooth Plateau is the largest continuous land mass over 10,000 feet (3,000 m) high in the continental United States. It contains the highest point in the state, Granite Peak, 12,799 feet (3,901 m) high. North of these ranges are the Big Belt Mountains, Bridger Mountains, Tobacco Roots, and several island ranges, including the Crazy Mountains and Little Belt Mountains.

St. Mary Lake in Glacier National Park
Between many mountain ranges are rich river valleys. The Big Hole Valley, Bitterroot Valley, Gallatin Valley, Flathead Valley, and Paradise Valley have extensive agricultural resources and multiple opportunities for tourism and recreation.

East and north of this transition zone are the expansive and sparsely populated Northern Plains, with tableland prairies, smaller island mountain ranges, and badlands. The isolated island ranges east of the Divide include the Bear Paw Mountains, Bull Mountains, Castle Mountains, Crazy Mountains, Highwood Mountains, Judith Mountains, Little Belt Mountains, Little Rocky Mountains, the Pryor Mountains, Snowy Mountains, Sweet Grass Hills, and—in the southeastern corner of the state near Ekalaka—the Long Pines. Many of these isolated eastern ranges were created about 120 to 66 million years ago when magma welling up from the interior cracked and bowed the earth’s surface here.

The area east of the divide in the north-central portion of the state is known for the Missouri Breaks and other significant rock formations. Three buttes south of Great Falls are major landmarks: Cascade, Crown, Square, Shaw and Buttes. Known as laccoliths, they formed when igneous rock protruded through cracks in the sedimentary rock. The underlying surface consists of sandstone and shale. Surface soils in the area are highly diverse, and greatly affected by the local geology, whether glaciated plain, intermountain basin, mountain foothills, or tableland. Foothill regions are often covered in weathered stone or broken slate, or consist of uncovered bare rock (usually igneous, quartzite, sandstone, or shale). The soil of intermountain basins usually consists of clay, gravel, sand, silt, and volcanic ash, much of it laid down by lakes which covered the region during the Oligocene 33 to 23 million years ago. Tablelands are often topped with argillite gravel and weathered quartzite, occasionally underlain by shale. The glaciated plains are generally covered in clay, gravel, sand, and silt left by the proglacial Lake Great Falls or by moraines or gravel-covered former lake basins left by the Wisconsin glaciation 85,000 to 11,000 years ago. Farther east, areas such as Makoshika State Park near Glendive and Medicine Rocks State Park near Ekalaka contain some of the most scenic badlands regions in the state.

The Hell Creek Formation in Northeast Montana is a major source of dinosaur fossils. Paleontologist Jack Horner of the Museum of the Rockies in Bozeman brought this formation to the world’s attention with several major finds.

Rivers, lakes and reservoirs

See also: List of rivers of Montana and List of lakes in Montana

Montana contains thousands of named rivers and creeks, 450 miles (720 km) of which are known for “blue-ribbon” trout fishing. Montana’s water resources provide for recreation, hydropower, crop and forage irrigation, mining, and water for human consumption. Montana is one of few geographic areas in the world whose rivers form parts of three major watersheds (i.e. where two continental divides intersect). Its rivers feed the Pacific Ocean, the Gulf of Mexico, and Hudson Bay. The watersheds divide at Triple Divide Peak in Glacier National Park.